Thursday, November 5, 2020

The Sinister Truth of the Boardgame Blitz Murder

 You guys have heard about the murder at Boardgame Blitz right? Well here I am with my own journalism to tell you the truth those "journos" coulnt find!
Look at the evidence. The guy was killed with a real spear but who the hell has one of those? Especially the size it was. Its more like a dagger than a spear. You cant get a spear this short just like that. Someone had a spear laying around and chopped it up to make it portable! This was a premeditated murder! 

As for all those minis and game pieces everywhere? Nothing but a distraction laid there by the killer! He was carrying jack squat and those things were put there to make you think the murder wasnt done for material goods but I knew the guy! He keeps all of his money for the week in his shoes and deposits them at the bank. But look at the pictures the police released, see something wrong? His feet arent in the frame! Whoever did it came in, killed him and stole the money! Gloomhaven just came in that week so he must have been LOADED with cash! 

That or its all just a big conspiracy by amazon! Theyve been installing these package centers in town recently and im sure Boardgame Blitz muscled them out of the area since he's the biggest shop in town. He was a nuisance to them, nothing more and they wanted to get rid of him, pronto. 
Its that or Amazon hired someone to do the dirty deed. someone who already hated Mark. 

The truth is out there and im not resting until I figure out who the hell killed Mark and most importantly, why they did it!