Sunday, April 6, 2014

Rusty's real deal baseball: a full review

so i tought you guys might like some content and since making a tulpa is a slow process i tought id review a game from Nintendo that's actually interesting.

now first up id like to say i don't love Nintendo. its a company they make business and part of that is recycling the Mario bros franchise until the "new" adjective because brown and rusted.
speaking of rust. Rusty's real deal baseball is a game i did not see becoming big, i saw the Nintendo direct and was like (yea I'm not buying that idea) and then i got the game...and i ended up buying all 10 games.

so the game itself now. so in the start your introduced to Rusty Slugger a 56 year old (in human years) dog who used to be a baseball "all-star" and decided to retire and open a sports shop. the problem is he isn't making any profit because (all kids play video games and stay inside nowadays) which is for the most part true. so he decide to contact the game company "Nontendo" to make 10 baseball games for him to sell. and so he gives you a "nontendo 4DS" and a demo game which you play. and then stuff gets interesting because playing these minigames gives you items and donuts which you then use to haggle with rusty so he can give you a discount on games. all the games are 4 bucks but they can all be haggled to a lower price.

haggling is surprisingly fun and part of the fun of the game is haggling with rusty and playing the minigames. as you buy the games rusty a story advances about him and his 10 kids and his wife who left him...and also rapidly growing nose hair.

surprisingly i ended up buying all of them and this game is very sneaky about it as buying a game really feels great since you've worked for that price. the games are very well polished all about Baseball (duh) and such.
i don't really see a lot of problems with the game honestly...usually I'm quite cynical but its hard to pin-point something i hate. the only thing that could make the game better would be maybe being able to play actual baseball! at the end you can come back and talk about rusty and how his kids are starting a baseball team and how awesome would it be to be able to play against his team? but i digress.

the game is fun but the big mechanic i like is how purchases are handled. your not forced to buy all the games and you can just buy 1,2,5,10 and be happy with it. since all games have a infinite derby A and B its infinitely replayable kinda like a small baseball-themed arcade!
another thing i like is the feeling of going to a real game shop it gives me. each purchase is give to you into a bag you bring home and then you open up the game boxes. something that would have made it even better is if you played a certain cartridge long enough it would start slowly degrading showing how much you've played it.

but yea, Rusty's real deal baseball IS the real deal and i give it 4 paws up!
trust me this game is indeed, legit.

this was mickio tanerdum, signing out.